Today is my 10,765th day on this planet. This place has gotten the best of me. For some unknown reason I have become complacent and addicted to cookies, chocolate, cheesecake, fast food, and soda. It appears that most people on this planet are currently infatuated with the linguistics of a small red four-legged creature. In the coming days I will bravely search the wilderness in pursuit of one of these creatures and begin my interrogation immediately in hopes of finding a cure. Wish me luck.
Goal: 200 lbs.
Current Weight: 310 lbs.
Difference: 110 lbs.
Loss to date: 0 lbs
Workout today: 30 minutes on the elliptical at Planet Fitness and stretching
P.S. Per protocol, I cannot confirm nor deny my wife's allegations of sabotage. I shall remain steadfast in my mission. GLORY SHALL BE MINE!
